75: I Don’t Know How to Make Coffee | SUDO Show 75

April 1st, 2026  |  1 hr 7 mins

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SUDO Show 75, “I Don’t Know How to Make Coffee,” is an April Fools episode where Bill, Neal, and Noel swap “business meets Linux” for their most devious tech and coffee pranks, from Windows 9x and FVWM95 shell tricks to decaf‑only offices, LAN‑party chaos, and Kubernetes‑and‑YAML jokes.